Interview with a Ruby Roo

Confused about Spoonflower, Ruby Roo thinks she is now a licensed character. This is her interview (that she insisted on giving) that took place yesterday upon seeing her image on fabric.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Oh, everywhere! I mean, on drink cups, toasters, toilet paper, you name it!

Huh?
Like, I'm gonna be bigger than anything! Like if Micky Mouse and Hello Kitty mated and had a really cute baby that was famouser than them!

Ok...
Yeah! I am so cute; everyone wants a piece of me. My life is so hard.

Yeah, um... Who do you look up to?
Oh, no one. I mean, my mommy but just cuz she's taller than me. Down is the new up anyway. Everyone looks down on my cute. They can't help it. Get it?

Ok, any parting words?
I pooed. Can I have a treat already?!